3 Days in a Row!!!!
Can you believe it?!!? I've updated my blog three freakin' days in a row! Holy hell! Do you believe in miracles? = P
So, I have nothing much to talk about today, except for my EXTREME dislike of Li'l Hitler. I just might change my blog from bonjovilover.com to lilhitlerhater.com. I seriously cannot stand her.
If I had the energy to tell you about our Christmas dinner last night, I would. But the stress of Li'l Hitlers annoyance is too strong to lay ALL of her retardedness from the night on you right now. Let's just sum it up by saying she gave the person who's name she had carwash receipts to a gas station. You know, those receipts with the "CAR WASH CODE" on the bottom?! Yeah... that's what she gave as her present. EASY!
But I will divulge the situation that occurred this morning here at the Willey Ward which only solidified Li'l Hitler's place on my "Forbidden Persons" list even more.
Leavitt is Li'l Hitler's boss. He is not in the office today. Well he got a package delivered via UPS this morning. How do we know it was a package for him? Well aside from it saying "JOHN LEAVITT" on the box, it was also sent from a vendor, Jamo, who ONLY Leavitt buys from. Well... for some unbeknownst reason, Li'l Hitler took it upon herself to open the package. Inside was some funky looking danish treat thing from a on-line pastry shop. Piece of Shit, I mean, Li'l Hitler then looks at me and says "What should I do with this?". To wit, I said in a HIGHLY annoyed voice "Put it on Leavitt's desk. It was sent to him." Then, Asshole said, "But he won't be here until Monday." And I responded "It has lasted this long in a UPS box, it will be fine until Monday. They wouldn't have shipped it that way if it was perishable." I have learned to tell when Li'l Hitler ignores, or shall I say, chooses to not hear people- and I could tell she did this then. I then see her pick up her phone, sit with it on her ear for about 13 seconds, and then place her phone back on her desk. Mind you, I sit LITERALLY five feet away from Li'l Hitler and have the GRAND fortune of hearing all of her fabulous phone conversations- work related or not (more often than not, the latter, and those being in her Native Tongue). Well the Freak then turns around and HONESTLY has the balls to say "I just called and they said it's for all of us to share". FIRST of all, WHO THE HELL DID SHE CALL?!?!!? There was no number on the box and she has never dealt with Jamo. Secondly, just plain BULLSHIT! I was sitting RIGHT HERE and heard NO words come out of her lispy German speaking mouth!!
Now, I have NO DOUBT that if Leavitt would have been here, he would have put the danish thing out on the front desk for us all to share. That's what we all do with the treats we receive for the holidays. But that's not the point. He wasn't even here to see the gift, acknowledge that damn thing, and even EAT some of it. Because I guaran-damn-tee it will be long gone come Monday morn.
Li'l Hitler has NO couth. She is a typical piece of shit. I do NOT know how much longer I can sit in such close proximity to her. I should not be held accountable for my actions after having to be submitted to such annoyance day in and day out here at the Willey Ward.
Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.....
So, I have nothing much to talk about today, except for my EXTREME dislike of Li'l Hitler. I just might change my blog from bonjovilover.com to lilhitlerhater.com. I seriously cannot stand her.
If I had the energy to tell you about our Christmas dinner last night, I would. But the stress of Li'l Hitlers annoyance is too strong to lay ALL of her retardedness from the night on you right now. Let's just sum it up by saying she gave the person who's name she had carwash receipts to a gas station. You know, those receipts with the "CAR WASH CODE" on the bottom?! Yeah... that's what she gave as her present. EASY!
But I will divulge the situation that occurred this morning here at the Willey Ward which only solidified Li'l Hitler's place on my "Forbidden Persons" list even more.
Leavitt is Li'l Hitler's boss. He is not in the office today. Well he got a package delivered via UPS this morning. How do we know it was a package for him? Well aside from it saying "JOHN LEAVITT" on the box, it was also sent from a vendor, Jamo, who ONLY Leavitt buys from. Well... for some unbeknownst reason, Li'l Hitler took it upon herself to open the package. Inside was some funky looking danish treat thing from a on-line pastry shop. Piece of Shit, I mean, Li'l Hitler then looks at me and says "What should I do with this?". To wit, I said in a HIGHLY annoyed voice "Put it on Leavitt's desk. It was sent to him." Then, Asshole said, "But he won't be here until Monday." And I responded "It has lasted this long in a UPS box, it will be fine until Monday. They wouldn't have shipped it that way if it was perishable." I have learned to tell when Li'l Hitler ignores, or shall I say, chooses to not hear people- and I could tell she did this then. I then see her pick up her phone, sit with it on her ear for about 13 seconds, and then place her phone back on her desk. Mind you, I sit LITERALLY five feet away from Li'l Hitler and have the GRAND fortune of hearing all of her fabulous phone conversations- work related or not (more often than not, the latter, and those being in her Native Tongue). Well the Freak then turns around and HONESTLY has the balls to say "I just called and they said it's for all of us to share". FIRST of all, WHO THE HELL DID SHE CALL?!?!!? There was no number on the box and she has never dealt with Jamo. Secondly, just plain BULLSHIT! I was sitting RIGHT HERE and heard NO words come out of her lispy German speaking mouth!!
Now, I have NO DOUBT that if Leavitt would have been here, he would have put the danish thing out on the front desk for us all to share. That's what we all do with the treats we receive for the holidays. But that's not the point. He wasn't even here to see the gift, acknowledge that damn thing, and even EAT some of it. Because I guaran-damn-tee it will be long gone come Monday morn.
Li'l Hitler has NO couth. She is a typical piece of shit. I do NOT know how much longer I can sit in such close proximity to her. I should not be held accountable for my actions after having to be submitted to such annoyance day in and day out here at the Willey Ward.
Talk about cruel and unusual punishment.....
2 Comments:
Wow Babe!!! Seems that you're getting pretty good with this posting stuff!
I seriously CANNOT believe that, FIRST of all, she opened that box that was NOT for her...but I also struggle believing how she thinks it's OK that she got someone a car wash for Christmas. I mean, that could have been done cute...like maybe tokens, or a gift certificate! But A receipt?! Like AFTER she got gas or something...that's just not right! She needs to be slapped! She's the stupidest person I've ever (I can't say "known", because I don't KNOW her...so we'll go with...) heard about. = ) I actually don't know HOW you DON'T slap her! She bugs ME, and I don't have to sit by her 8 hours a day...I'm pretty sure that I'd go INSANE!
Props to you for being able to not just punch her in her native mouth!
I love you!
Thanks babe!!
I know! That's what Bobbie said too... at least she could have gotten her a gift certificate to Sonic or some cool car wash place. But nope... Chevron it is!
I don't know how I do it either. Actually, I should say, I don't know how MUCH LONGER I'll be able to do it. I'm sure one hell of a punch is forthcoming.....
I love you babe!
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